Thursday, May 08, 2008
Let em' duke it out already. Anything could happen. Reverend Wright might have a racist brother. On the other side, Hillary's hubby might get caught having an affair with an intern....oh wait...
“Champions do not become champions when they win the event, but in the hours, weeks, months and years they spend preparing for it. The victorious performance itself is merely the demonstration of their championship character”.
Alan T. Armstrong.
Thursday, May 08, 2008
I received this from Jeff Bratz. Kinda cute - just like Jeff. Here is his most recent race report.
Drive 9.0 hours roundrip to Columbia Missouri-$140
End of "race report".
p.s.-I did carve off 17 seconds from my swim time over my race two weeks ago.
Also kinda cute. Jeff is such an inspiration. Yesterday we were at coffee and I overheard him asking Loren Storts (his coach) if he should start his training run with his left foot or his right foot. Wow, I'm glad I am not a tri guy - too much to think about
P.S. I hope I didn't give away any top secret proprietary information. I never said what Coach Storts' answer was (left or right). My guess is that it depends on if you're planning to run at a 7:26 pace or a 7:43 pace.
Wednesday, May 07, 2008
Did you ever notice that sometimes you just get into the groove? As we know in selling, the best time to close a sale is immediately after you just closed your last sale. There is something very attractive about success. When I close a deal, I always feel anxious to ride the wave and find someone else to share the success with.
With all of the negativity in the news and in the world these days it seems like I continually encounter people looking for something positive to sink their teeth into. But then, I seem to be constantly blessed by positive people crossing my path.
Last night the ride was a ball! But then I can't remember a Tuesday night that wasn't. I hear about how "controversial" it is, but then I consider the sources of the so-called controversy, and realize that their glasses are always half-empty.
For the past couple of weeks there has been a new guy riding with the front group. He's a steady rider who is clearly strong. Last night he approached me about joining the team. After discussing his objectives and our expectations it was clear that he would be a great fit. He used to race in Iowa City and now lives in Des Moines and is enrolled at Des Moines University. That's exciting!
We are planning a race weekend for 2009. The Iowa Cycling Classic Weekend will be held on May 17 & 18th and will include a killer-hilly road race south of Des Moines on Saturday and a criterium at McCrea Park on Sunday. We have formed a committee and the ball is rolling. Expect a juicy cash and prize purse. I spoke to Lane Anderson - Director of All Nine Yards Cycling Team and organizer of the Iowa Cup Points Series who has agreed, in principal, include this new race weekend as part of the Iowa Cup Series. That's Exciting!
We have 57 people on The Rasmussen Race Team including road, dirt and triathlon members. Everyone is totally positive and like-minded. Lots of great ideas and feedback. That's Exciting!
The team newsgroup is a buzz with lots of discussion about Memorial Weekend Bike Races and several of our triathletes are planning to crossover and race on the road. These guys (and gals) are strong - really strong. It is great to see them get turned on to cycling. I want to do my part to make their cycling experience as positive and supportive as they have come to expect from triathlon. That's Exciting!
The Punk Rock Cycling girls have started a new club/development team called "The Asylum". With the success of the Punk Rock Women's Racing Team and a number of women-targeted weekly rides such as The Wednesday ride at The Ritual Cafe', there are more women than ever interested in taking cycling to the next level. That's Exciting!
Cam Kirkpatrick is single handedly destroying the mountain biking scene again this year as the top dog flying the Black Flag. That's Exciting!
The Rasmussen TriTeam is quietly dominating most podiums. From "tri's" to "du's" they are the creme' de la creme' of the sport. That's Exciting!
Finally after a nasty, long winter, the cold temps have given way to spring. It was slightly above 80 degrees as we sat in the parking lot at Grounds for Celebration waiting for the peleton to pass by last night. Nate Bartels and I could feel the sun warming the backs of our jet black team kits. Nate (who has a BS in Physiology) pointed out that studies have proven that teams who wear black colored uniforms statistically perform better than any other color. I knew it.
Black is magic!
I'm an average Fox-watching dimwit
Monday, April 28, 2008
In the past week I have watched Obama's pastor, Reverend Jeremiah Wright, in an interview on Fox, parts of his speech at the NAACP, and several Youtube clips. The kind reverend is at least a separatist and probably a total racist.
I made this deal with Maria that if the general election were between Obama and McCain we'd both vote Obama. And if it were Clinton vs. McCain we'd vote McCain. But after listening to The kind Rev. and knowing that he was Obama's pastor for decades, performing his wedding, baptising his kids, etc. I think he had to have shaped Barak's views.
What do you think?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNTGRL0OJWQ
If it weren't for bad luck I wouldn't have had any luck at all this weekend.
First the road race, now the crit.
Long story short - I flatted with 9 laps to go in the Old Capitol Criterium after riding at the front and having great legs all day. This race and I don't get along. In 9 or 10 years of racing I think I have only crossed the finish line once.
Sucks to be me.
On a lighter note, Andi drove home while I polished off a nice bottle of Pinot Noir.
Sunday, April 27, 2008
What would Iowa City be without crazy wind? Today it came from the west at 25mph making for a nasty section between turns 4 and 1. The race is 5 laps - 65 miles which is just perfect and the course is set on beautiful rolling hills in Ahmesh country. In fact, Iowa city and Altoona are very similar.
Saturday, April 19, 2008
Another rest week nearly in the books.
After taking Thursday and Friday completely off the bike, I decided to get out of town for a day. I called my old (and I mean old) pal Tommy Hickle and drove over to Omaha to spend the evening catching up and being entertained by his great kids - Emily 8, Justin 7 and Amanda 6.
Justin is a whiz at the Wii, Emily has a pet rat and 6 pygmy gerbils, and Amanda has 116 stuffed animals - I am now friends with 3 of them.
Tom and I shared a bachelor pad when we were in our early 20's and he is the guy who is responsible for encouraging me to loose weight when I was 400+ pounds and was a 3 pack a day smoker. His wife, Karen is a saint. I really had a ball hanging out with normal people.
On Saturday morning, we woke up early and headed to the bike shop to meet up with 35 other hearty souls for a bike ride. Bike Masters is one of the world's largest Merlin dealer's. Dave the owner is a great guy and is all about service.
Tom used to be a mid-pack cat 5 but he has not spent much time on the bike this year. I was happy that he was willing to come out and ride with me. He did a respectable job and finished in high spirits. I rode back and forth between the lead group and the rear group. In the end I probably went slightly harder than I should have, but the sun was shining bright and there were lots of irresistible recreational riders on $5000 bikes to dazzle (I am so ashamed).
I think my trips there inspire Tom to live healthier, and I feel like that's my job, he did the same for me. I remember many times in the 80's when he would wait up for me as a struggled to keep up with him while jogging and my man boobs and belly a flappin. Tom never drank or smoked and could usually keep up with even the most athletic female conquest from the disco.
Today he's a pretty average 50 year old guy who is focused on business and fatherhood, leaving little time for himself. On the ride into town I suggested that he try to ride a couple of times a week and walk with his family a couple of times a week just to maintain some fitness. After the ride Karen and the kids met us at Jason's deli. While eating lunch together Tom suggested to Karen that they go for a walk with the kids later in the day. That put a big ol' smile on my face. Everybody ate ice cream. Justin said that Jason's was the best place on the planet. I agree.
There are no friends like old friends. Thanks for treating me like family Tommy.
Tomorrow we're meeting at Ritual Cafe' at 1:00 pm. I'm going to take it very easy.
Monday is a rest day then it is an all out assault on Iowa City next weekend!
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Punk Rock Cycling
Jane and Kelli tore it up this weekend in Lincoln. On Saturday Kelli (cat 4) entered the women’s open division and took the win - closely followed by Jane Riessen in 2nd. Then, on Sunday, Jane scored the gold and Kelli finished 3rd. Way to go Girls!
Rest Week
After successful opening month of racing it is time for a well-deserved break. I am planning to take it down a couple of notches this week and weekend – maybe ride the Columbia Cruiser to Farmer’s Market. Iowa City is in two weeks. The course is set in the Amish Country south of Iowa City. It will be my next crack at Master Tilford.
Retirement?
Two things could cause me to retire from cycling; 1. Beating Steve Tilford (see above) 2. Getting dropped by any girl on a training ride.
Paris-Roubaix
Tom Boonen (Quikstep) proved once again - is the man! He and I ride the same bike. We are both 6’4” (he is 10 lbs lighter). He has more hair. I have a magic fork. Magnus Backstedt (Slipstream-Chipotle) makes us both look scrawny.
TNWC
The big ride is tonight. It's supposed to be 70 degrees, with south winds gusting to 40mph. Bring your 11 tooth it's gonna be crazy heading out of Ankeny.
Coffee
I am planning to have coffee at Grounds for Celebration in Beaverdale this afternoon at 4:45 before heading to the ride at 5;30. Join me if interested.
Specialized is cool
Monday, April 14, 2008
Wednesday, April 09, 2008
Monday, April 07, 2008
Well, Steve Tilford is the "real deal" (as if there were any question).
With rain and high winds in the forecast, I prepared for a typical nasty Iowa spring day as I packed the truck for the day. The biggest prep hassle was finding something that would cut through the Accelorade gel that coated my top tube and chainstays from the full packet that squeezed onto it yesterday as I tried to re-fuel during the race. I was so cross-eyed I couldn't find my mouth (note to self; that stuff turns into cement when air dried on a carbon frame on the 70 mph trip atop my truck fron Altoona to West Des Moines).
The weather held and in fact, the day was relatively mild. The sun even appeared for a while. The course is a mostly flat, non-descript series of right turns in and around Big Creek Lake State Park. The only chance of using anything other that leg power to win was a steady 25 mph wind straight out of the south creating a tricky, half-mile cross wind section heading east.
I was curious to see how my legs would feel after the pounding from yesterday but to my surprise I felt like a rockstar. I am such a believer in post race recovery. Yesterday, I came straight home and made up a freezing ice bath where I sat for 15 minutes drinking a big bottle of Endurox. Then I took a warm shower, shaved and had a glass of nonfat chocolate milk, a banana and a protein bar before laying down for nice 1 hour nap. I woke up feeling 1000% better.
Fast-forward to today's race:
On laps 2 and 3 the Trek Boys (now 3 riders strong) attacked and guttered everyone in the cross wind section. Each time, Cody McCullough (scV/IFab) and I made the cut. But our small group could not hold the selection once we turned South into the headwind.
Finally, on lap 3 of 10, Sean Walker (B2Y) attacked and Steve Tilford bridged up to him. The two of them disappeared over the horizon as the rest of us let out a collective sigh of relief, obviously fine with spending the remainder of the day racing for 3rd.
Lane Anderson and Jared Osterloch were the two other A9Y guys still animating the race with me and we stayed toward the front most of the day, covering multiple attacks. With 1500 meters to go, a Grand Performance guy had rolled off the front and was in good position to take 3rd. Lane came around and laid down a monster effort to bring the GP guy back and give Jared and I a chance to score. We were both in perfect position to close the deal. As I stood to drop the hammer we crossed the finish line. WFT??? The finish line had been moved from "past" the final turn last year to "at" the final turn this year. When the heck did that happen? Where was the announcement? Ah well, that's probably my fault for not figuring it out ahead of time.
Another strong race. I am having a ball with this single minded (temporary) life of pouring everything into going fast on two wheels.
I think I finished 6th (on back-to-back days). Depending on how Cody finished today and how Sean finished yesterday, I may have the early lead in the Iowa Cup Series.
Sunday, April 06, 2008

Bill Stolte (Trek), Steve Tilford (Trek), Matt Landon (Kaos), Ian Gray (Kaos), Lou Waugaman (A9Y) - the winning break.
Friday, April 04, 2008
Friday
I woke up feeling great! I went to bed last night at 9:00 and slept til 7:00. 10 Hours - perfect!
I hit the gym and did some core work. Prairie Life is the best bargain in town. $60 bucks a month. I use their water, towels, soap, deodorant and moisturizer. Top notch yoga and spinning classes are included. In the summer they have a rockstar pool, and the cardio and Resistance facilities are second to none. During my sabbatical I'll bet I average 20 hours (plus) a week there.
Right now I am enjoying a cup of Joe at Amici while writing a few emails.
This afternoon a few of us are meeting at Rasmussen Bike Shop at 3:00 for a pre-race shakedown ride. Join us if interested.
When: 3:00 pm
Where: Rasmussen Bike Shop (Grand at 63rd)
Route: In-town to Fairgrounds then back.
Pace: Endurance with a couple of kick-ups.
2:30 Update - WoooHoo - it's 56 degrees! I hope that you are outside today. If you are racing in green and have not seen the blog, we are planning to meet at the Altoona race course to sweep corners at 5:30. Tomorrow the forecast is for bright sunshine and 67 degrees (oh, and a little wind to scare the faint of heart).
Thursday
After three good days of riding it was finally time to rest. I'm playing with something different in preparation for the long race on Saturday. 90 miles is long for this time of year. I have put in some big training days this winter so I feel ready but want to start the day fully rested.
Usually I train hard on Tuesday and Thursday but this week I took advantage of an easy weekend last weekend and started my week by going hard and long on Monday. Then put in a couple of hours before drilling it on Tuesday, Then I went long (and mostly easy) on Wednesday.
So today I was a slug. I slept in and then went to a Yoga class and then stayed off my feet, ate perfect and drank a ton of water. Finally, I was in bed by 9:00 bells.
In the afternoon I went to the Fleur 4 Theater and watched Funny Games. This is a movie that I have been highly anticipating. I started noticing the trailers several months ago but never saw it hit the theaters. For some reason it never showed at the mainstream theaters like Jordan Creek. Once I sat though it though, I understood why.
It is customary to describe film directors who keep a tight rein on their audience’s responses, who coldly and meticulously manipulate emotion, as sadists. Not necessarily in a bad way. In Michael Haneke, the directors of Funny Games case, I can only describe this as two hours of my life that I'll never get back. The movie was simply clammy and repellent. Oh the movie efficiently induces a state of panic and dread, features some fine bits of acting, especially from Tim Roth and Naomi Watts but ultimately falls flat on it's face.
I'll save you the price of admission - Mom, dad and son all die without even so much as a slight fight.
I know - stick to bike racing, you'll never make it as a movie critic.
8:00 - 10:00 Email, banana.
10:00 - 11:00 Yoga with Janice
12:00 - 1:00 Tax man
2:00 - 3:30 Nappy time
4:30 - 6:00 Movie
7:00 - 8:00 Jasons Deli
9:00 Lights out.
Nutrition
2 Protein bars
1 Protein shake
1 huge baked potato with chopped chicken breast and salsa sauce
100 oz water
Calories: 2000
Protein: 150gm
Carbs: 100gm
Saturated fat: 10gm
Notes: Another stellar day. Usually I have a hard time controlling the calories on rest days but things fell into place today. Friday I hope to rest well, have a 90 minute pre-race ride and be feeling like I have been shot out of a cannon on Saturday.
Thursday, April 03, 2008
Wednesday.
Up late Tuesday night. Today is an easy day. The weather is supposed to be good for riding and I don't have anything specific to do except a couple of meetings and an ride easy for a few hours.
8:00 - 10:00 Mojo bar, email, etc.
10:00 - 11:00 coffee with Kim West. Kim is hosting a cool radio show about cycling and we talked about that. I am planning to call in to discuss my recent race at Kent park as well as the upcoming Iowa Cup race series.
11:00 - 11:30 More coffee with Rob Versteegh. Rob is my bud and keeps me hooked up with awesome Oakley gear. I got a totally rockstar pair of white Radar's today. Can't wait to see if the make me go faster this weekend!
12:00 - 1:00 lunch with The Redhead. (dry salad and 2 egg whites) She is still floating over her new (used) car. Her old boyfriend gave her a subwoofer. Lovely. One of her other friends installed it for her. According to her, once the final screws are installed she will be "chillin".
1:30 - 2:30 Nappy time!
2:30 - 3:00 Quick stop at the gym for a protein shake
3:00 - 4:00 Rode to Zanzibars for more coffee (good thing I drink decaf) with Nate Bartles. Nate is one cool dude. He rides for Team Type 1 - a D3 pro team. His primary role is as diabetes spokesman. But he is definitely figuring out how to go fast this year. I can't wait to start racing with him. Anyhow, we did some urban riding and racing through traffic (most people hate traffic, I strangely enjoy it).
4:00 - 5:00 Nate and I met up with Kelli Mente and looped up around Union Park before finishing at Ritual Cafe' for the Wednesday Ride.
5:30 - 7:30 About 30 people showed up for the ride. Ate a quick vegan peanut butter cookie. After some brief introductions, we headed south to complete a route around Moffit Lake. Somehow the group split up and we ended up riding back in in clumps. I rode slightly harder that I planned, but no worries. I have Thursday and Friday to recovery.
7:30 - 8:30 I quick bite to eat at Z'mariks (Chicken pasta, salad, two large slices of bread) then off to hang out with my boys.
8:30 - 10:30 Highquest Men's group bible study. This is the highlight of my week. It is a group of guys who gather weekly for fellowship and bible study.
10:30 - 11:30 Big bowl O popcorn, watched American Idol results. Off to bed
Totals:
Chamois time: 5 hours (actual riding time less)
Calories: 3500
Protein: 250gm
Carbs: 300gm
fat: 20 gm
Wednesday, April 02, 2008
In this months issue of VeloNews Joel Friel has an interesting article entitled "The Ten Commandments of Training".
Tuesday, April 01, 2008
Got 10 hours of great sleep last night. No crazy dreams (that I can remember). Woke up at 6 (no alarm) and did some bookwork and asswered some email. The PRC Duathlon is tenatively scheduled for this thursday and I am running the picrophone and serving as MC so I did a little research on Duathlons.
6:00 - 10:00 coffee, protein bar. Worked on the computer.
10:00 - 11:00 Yoga class at Prairie Life with Janice. Protein shake afterward.
12:00 - 2:00 programmed new DVR - No more missing American Idol !!!
2:00 - 3:00 nappy time
3:00 - 3:30 prep for TNWC, protein/carb bar
4:00 - 7:45 leave from Bike World for shake down ride before meeting at TNWC
8:00 - 9:30 Meet my peeps at Taki for sushi
10:00 - 11:00 check email, watch American Idol, hit the sack.
Notes: Felt 100% today. Great ride tonight. Perfect day.
Totals
Saddle time: 3.5 hours (2 hrs of race pace).
Yoga: 1 hour
Calories: 3500
Protein: 250 gm
Carbs: 200 gm
Saturated fat: 20 gm
Monday, March 31, 2008
I am on Hiatus. After working with my nose to the screen for a decade, I decided to take a few months off to smell the roses. Andi is finishing her last year of high school - lots of basketball and great times. I have set some lofty cycling goals and determined that I may be running out of time to do some of the things I've been wanting to do my entire life - address my bucket list if you will.
You might wonder how a guy could fill his day if not punching a timeclock. But any of you who are cyclists understand that it's hot hard to fill a dy on the bike. So I thought I'd keep a journal this week of just how I am spending my time, including the cross training that I am doing and what am eating.
Installment Number One - Monday
6:00 wake up (no alarm). I hit the sack at 8:30 on Sunday night so I got 9.5 hours of good sleep.
6:00 - 8:00 Clean house, laundry, check email, unpack and clean bike from race yesterday, pack for the gym. Ate a banana on the way to the gym.
9:00 - 10:00 lifted shoulders. Drank a post workout protein shake.
11:00 - 2:00 3 hour training ride (50% zone 2, 50% zone 3). Protein bar and 3 bottles of water on the bike.
2:00 Post workout meal - small salad, pear, orange, half left over barbecue pork meat only.
2:30 - 3:30 nappy time.
3:30 - 4:30 check email, organize paperwork pack for gym. 32 oz water
4:30 - 6:30 lift - back and biceps, abs.
7:00 - 8:30 Supper, daily Bible devotion, TV (Dancing with the Stars hehe). Supper - Chicken Sante Fe, steamed asparagus, 3 oz TCBY frozen yogurt, big bowl O popcorn
9:00 Mojo Protein bar - Hit the sack
Monday Totals:
Cardio Exercise: 3 hours
Resistance Exercise: 3 hours
TV Time (bad): 3 hours
Devotional time: 1 hour
Calories consumed: 3100
Protein: 220 gm
Carbs: 220 gm
Saturated fat: 25 gm
Notes: Andi started working at Dahl's today and was scheduled until close. Hopefully I can snag her for lunch tomorrow. I felt well rested today. Normally, Monday is my rest day but this past weekend was Kent Park - a very short race, plus I replaced my normal Saturday training ride with a pre-race workout. So I opted to train today.
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Sunday, March 23, 2008
With temps hovering around 30 and winds gusting over 20 mph, I tried to bail on today's ride along with everyone else, but DQ shamed me back into it. I'm glad he did. In fact only he and I met at Starbucks at 2:00. After a quick saddle adjustment we headed west to complete the Van Meter loop. We enjoyed the afternoon catching up. DQ has been busy with the Punk Rock Squad, and I have been, well, you know.
This was my first ride on the new rig, and I was anxious to put it through the paces. I was just finishing a rest week so the true test won't come until Tuesday night, but the early verdict is a resounding "yeehaw".
The ride is stiff, really, really stiff, yet compliant. You're probably asking how can a ride be both stiff and complaint? I asked DQ, fresh off a week at Specialized Headquarters the same thing. He'll have to explain it, but it's true. I hit the gas going up the hill heading west out of town on Grand and there was not even the slightest hint of flex in the front end. The bike is so light (14.6 lbs) that it actually surges ahead as you pedal it.
Over the weekend I glued some new Conti tubulars on my 404's so I tested those today which further pimped out my crotch rocket.
My only complaint is that the carbon seatpost kept slipping down. There is supposed to be some nifty lube that will correct this.
So the verdict; Great bike, and a perfect afternoon shakedown ride.
Next Weekend - Kent Park - giddy up!
Easter
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Easter is the most important religious feast in the Christian liturgical year.[1] It is belived by the Christians to be the resurrection of Jesus, which Christians believe occurred on the third day after his crucifixion around AD 33. Many non-religious cultural elements have become part of the holiday, and those aspects are often celebrated by many Christians.
Easter also refers to the season of the church year called Eastertide or the Easter Season. Traditionally the Easter Season lasted for the forty days from Easter Day until Ascension Day but now officially lasts for the fifty days until Pentecost. The first week of the Easter Season is known as Easter Week or the Octave of Easter.
Easter is termed a moveable feast because it is not fixed in relation to the civil calendar. Easter falls at some point between late March and late April each year (early April to early May in Eastern Christianity), following the cycle of the moon. After several centuries of disagreement, all churches accepted the computation of the Alexandrian Church (now the Coptic Church) that Easter is the first Sunday after the first fourteenth day of the moon (the Paschal Full Moon) that is on or after the ecclesiastical vernal equinox.
Easter is linked to the Jewish Passover not only for much of its symbolism but also for its position in the calendar. The Last Supper shared by Jesus and his disciples before his crucifixion is generally thought of as a Passover meal, based on the chronology in the Synoptic Gospels (Matthew 26:17; Mark 14:12; Luke 22:7). The Gospel of John, however, speaks of the Jewish elders not wanting to enter the hall of Pilate in order "that they might eat the Passover", implying that the Passover meal had not yet occurred (John 18:28; John 19:14).[2] Thus, John places Christ's death at the time of the slaughter of the Passover lamb, which would put the Last Supper slightly before Passover, on 14 Nisan of the Bible's Hebrew calendar.[3] According to The Catholic Encyclopedia, "In fact, the Jewish feast was taken over into the Christian Easter celebration."
08' race rig is ready for action
Saturday, March 22, 2008
Sunday, March 09, 2008
Well, the 08 version of Training Camp is in the can. This year will be one of the most memorable ever for several reasons. To me, the riding and the climbs and weather are all secondary. The main factor in the enjoyment of the trip is the dynamic of the group.
I sent out a note last fall to check the interest in joining me for the trip. As it turned out, Kris Kunze (cat 3 phenom) has relatives who just happened to have a large townhouse smack-dab in the center of town and they would be away for the week. Score!!!
Rick Noyse (Mercy-Specialized), Dustin Mars (triathlete), Tony Muse (World Inline Skating Champion), Kris Kunze and Brent Mitchell (Rassmussen Death Squad 5000) [makes me smile just typing that team name] rounded out the ensemble of happy campers.
The weather was slightly on the chilly side compared to years past, but the sun shined bright every day. Most days we woke up early and made a coffee run to Starbucks before returning to the house for breakfast. We sat around exchanging the bull and listening to Pig deliver movie quotes while waiting for the morning sun to warm the day. With no agenda other than riding our bikes there was no reason not to just ride during the best part of the day.
We did what I sold as a "shakedown" ride, after arriving on Wednesday afternoon. I took way, way too much grief all week from this ride. As it turned out some of our campers have not been logging their base training in preparation for this camp. But aside from greater than expected volume of school girl whining, I think everyone got what they had hoped for from the variety of rides and routes that we completed.
I was the only single guy in the group. Now one would think that I am about to launch into some dialogue about girl watching and rotting the married guys brains but actually there is a certain Phillie who currently has my full attention, and to the wives, you'll be happy to know that they talked more about their families than girl watching. My theory is that some of them are so happy because their wives must be waiting on them hand and foot to the point that they think that a fairy shows up in the middle of the night and empties the trash, washes the dishes and places new toilet paper rolls in the bathrooms...
I will remember the Burritos at Beeline, Pig's quote of the day, Frogger, Rick eating $75 of sushi for $19.95 and then farting it all over us the next night (ok, ok, he had some help), Herbie (I mean Kirby), adjusting bike helmet chin straps, watching Youtube vidoes of Tony laying it down at the X-Games, arriving at the pie shop atop Mt. Lemmon with no pies, freezing on the way down, The Saturday Shootout with 250 other guys, Dustin snoring, dinner with Dennis and Janee', PJ Harrigan randomly dropping in at Paradise Valley, oh crap!, how could I almost forget? - the lady with the nose cover and Rick suggesting that she try to avoid semi's pulling mobile homes, the warmth as I stepped off the plane into the desert,
We ate great food, drank a couple of beers and shared tons of laughs and did a little cycling when we found the time.
I'm already thinking and hoping for a replay next year!
The Setup
This year marks my 5th spring trip to Tucson for spring training. 2 years ago I went to Texas while racing with Team Mack. It was ok, but I really missed the long climbs and bike friendly atmosphere of Tucson. Plus, two of my favorite climbs are here.
Mt. Lemmon crests at 9,500 feet and has 25 miles of 6% climbing to the summit. The road is perfect with nothing but endless switchbacks and beautiful blacktop. The views are breathtaking if you remember to look. This climb passes through 8 different ego systems including desert, rock, alpine, evergreen and snow.
Friendly competition
There had been slightly less smack then in past years leading up to the 08' version of the climb, but there was talk through the grapevine that there would be "a few things planned for me this year". Last year, during an email based smackdown, one guy said he was looking forward to making me watch the stitching in his chamois as it slowly disappeared in front of me. Big talkin' - it didn't happen.
For this story's sake it is important to say that I totally respect everyone that I ride and race with. And I must concede that I really suck at smack. Maybe I'm just thin skinned. I remember once when I was 450 pounds someone I respected told me that they needed to send me to the fat farm. Years later, it motivated me as I was loosing the weight. Today the guy that made the remark is now an overweight truck driver with hypertension and I am on to better things, including giving the guy who made the chamois comment every opportunity to make good on his challenge.
So you can rest assured, I showed up in Tucson ready to drive the screws or face the music without excuses.
The Report
A group of some of Iowa's best cyclists, triathletes and smack talkers converged on the the sunny desert cycling mecca in Arizona. The boys staying in Phoenix (JJ Bailey, Tony Nichols, Jason Halfpap, Louis Dewild, Ben Garrett, Loren Storts and Reed Rinderknecht) drove down to meet up with my group (Brent Mitchell, Kris Kunze, Tony Muse, Rick Noyse, Dustin Mars and me).
For some wacky reason, Dustin and Pig took off for the climb alone and were somewhere ahead of us on the mountain. After a 2 hour warm-up ride through town we approached the base of the climb in a large pack. This was the first time up the mountain for many of the guys in the group and I could tell everyone was tentative. Almost immediately Tony and JJ moved to the front and started setting light tempo.
In years past I have focused on setting a steady tempo and holding it for the duration. I like using heart rate over power on race day (remember Mt. Lemmon is a race in "Louie"ville). This year my primary objective was to arrive at the top ahead of everyone, and to challenge myself to set a PR for the climb. I planned to sit in and see who was still with me at mile 10 and then deal with each guy individually.
I made a small move to the front and slowly started easing the throttle to wide open.
I found myself all alone almost immediately so I decided to focus on the PR. I rode at 180 bpm for the first 60 minutes and then settled in at 168 bpm